let me tell you why thats bullshit ace attorny

IT’S LIKE THREE MINUTES INTO THE NEW GAME AND I’M ALREADY CONFUSED (ohhhhh this will be funnnn). “What a nightmare … and I bet it was this ringtone that caused it …” lol why do you even have that ringtone, Phoenix? “I really shouldn’t be dozing off right before a trial anyway …” And whoever was calling hung up.ĪND THEN IT PANS OVER TO THIS GUY? HOLDING A … FIRE EXTINGUISHER? WITH THIS IKUHARA BLONDE FORELOCK? HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO DO BAD THINGS TO PHOENIX (therefore 100% the culprit for this first trial). Yep, Phoenix fell asleep on the couch in the defendant lobby.

That looked more like some weird Kingdom Hearts boss battle.” “I literally took you out of your box yesterday, how do you know what Kingdom Hearts is?” “Because I’m not real, I’m a weird gimmick you made up.” “Well touché.”) (Mako-chan: “I thought you said this was a game about lawyers. That was … probably a nightmare I’m guessing. Who says he’s “no longer worthy of his title” and then smashes the gavel on him. Phoenix is standing on a cliff before A GIANT DEMON VERSION OF THE JUDGE. How did Phoenix get into this mess? What’s happening? We start with … creepy vampire mansion music? (ugh I can’t remember the name of this musical piece and it’s so famous dammit. Let us set forth for UNCHARTED WATERS with our favorite bird-lawyer in “The Lost Turnabout”!

Meaning, PROBABLY A LOT MORE OF ME MAKING SILLY MISTAKES from here on out, so I hope it’s amusing. So I DO NOT KNOW NOW how exactly our investigations and trials will proceed. That being said, while I had previously watched a Let’s Play of the first game before I played it, I HAVE NOT for any of the following games. I know some major plot things going forward, so if you’re looking for some kind of completely unspoiled “Mark Reads” like experience, you won’t find it here. Sailor Jupiter on my shoulder with me! Should be fun!ĭISCLAIMER: Okay, so, let me be plain in that from the moment I entered this fandom I honestly made very little effort to keep myself “unspoiled” for the series. Hello again lawyer-friends! Yesterday I finished the first Ace Attorney game, so that means today I am starting game two, JUSTICE FOR ALL! And now I have a happy little Mako-chan, a.k.a.

Let me tell you why thats bullshit ace attorny